The scene opens up with a long black limo driving down a street. The scene switches to inside the limosine where Kurt Angle is sitting there looking very annoyed. Kurt looks around visibly upset.
Kurt: I should have been there already!
Kurt pounds on the partition and the screen comes down as Kurt sticks his head in and gets in the drivers face!
Kurt: Hey!
The driver keeps his eyes on the road.
Driver: Yes Kurt.
Kurt: Thats MR. Angle to you pal!
Driver: Im sorry sir. What can I do for you sir?
Kurt: Thats better, you can tell me why we arent at the arena yet. I have a world title match tonight you know!
Driver: Im sorry sir. This is my first time driving and I'm a bit lost.
Kurt: Your lost? Well get unlost!
Driver: Im trying sir.
Kurt: Where are we anyways?
Driver: I believe we are in Red Bank sir.
Kurt: Red Bank?? Pull over, I'll get directions to the arena!
Driver: Sure thing sir.
The limo pulls to the side of a street and Kurt goes to get out of the limo. Suddenly two men come walking over to the limo. One guy is tall and wearing jeans and a hooded sweatshirt with a ski cap and long hair. The other guy is short and fat with long hair and a beard, wearing a long black trenchcoat and backwards Starter cap. Kurt steps out of the limo and jumps back when he sees the two guys. The tall guy comes up to Kurt.
Guy: Noinch, Noinch, Noinch, Schmokin Weed, Schmokin Weed, Doin Coke, Drinkin Beers..." hey man, you wanna buy some stuff?
Kurt looks disgusted as the man is reaching into his pockets.
Guy: I got it all here...coke, weed, beers...you name it..
Kurt: Well I am kinda thirsty. Is the beer non-alcoholic?
Guy: Um sure man..whatever
Kurt: On second thought, I dont like beer. You got any milk?
Guy: Shit, mother fucker! I aint got none of that shit! Dont you know who we are? Im Jay and this is my hetero-lifepartner, Silent Bob.
Silent Bob waves at Kurt who just stares at him.
Kurt: What are you doing standing around on this street?
Jay: We're here to pick up chicks.
Kurt looks disgusted as he gets in the limo and slams the door as the limo drives off leaving Jay and Silent Bob standing there.
Silent Bob: What a tool.
Kurt: I'll go talk to these people. College kids love me!
The limo pulls over and Kurt Angle gets out and he walks up to a college kid walking by.
Kurt: What up dog?
The kid looks around and then looks at Kurt strangely.
Kurt: Where am I?
Kid: Yo at the greasetrucks G!
Kurt: Thank you! And stay in school!
Kurt attempts the cool handshake but fails so he just pats the kid on the head and heads of. Kurt walks over to one of the greasetrucks with the sign "Mr. C's" on the top. Mr. C looks down at Kurt.
Mr C: What can I get for ya son?
Kurt: Oh I just wanted to know how to get to the Continential Airlines Arena because my limo driver is a bit lost but I am kinda hungry from all this traveling so lets see what you got.
Kurt looks at the menu on the side of the truck
Kurt: Fat Bitch?
Mr C: One fat Bitch!!
Kurt: No! I didnt want..
Mr. C: Four dollahs!
Kurt: Two..
Mr. C: Make that two more fat bitches!! Three bitches on the grill!! Twelve dollahs!!
Kurt shakes his head and goes to reach into his pocket when a college kid walks up to him.
Kid: You aint you Kurt Angle?
Kurt: Yeah beat it kid!
Kid: What you doin here? Isnt King of the Ring tonight?
Kurt: Uh yeah. My driver is a bit lost.
Kid: Dont you wrestle Jordan Williams in 3 Stages of Hell tonight for the GCW World Championship?
Kurt perks up a bit and turns around.
Kurt: Its True!
Kid: Hey man, help a brutha out. Can you hook me up wit' an autograph from J-Will?
Kurt: J-Lo?
Kid: Shit man! Not J-Lo. J-Will. Jordan Williams man! Ya know the dawg thats gonna kick yo punk ass and keep that title!
The kid leaves laughing as Kurt is muttering to himself.
Kurt: I hate this school already.
Then another kid comes up behind Kurt.
Kid: Oh man! Your Kurt Angle! Your like my favorite wrestler!
Kurt: Thanks!
Kid: What you doing here?
Kurt: Well Im waiting for..
Mr C. Here ya go son. Three bitches!
Kid: Hey everyone! Kurt Angle is right nere and he's about to eat three bitches!!!
All the kids around Kurt start clapping as Kurt jets off in the limo.
Kurt: If I didnt have a title to win, I would report you to Mr. Suchodolski! Its True! Come on Vanessa!
Kurt and Vanessa storm off as the driver stands there.
Driver: Jackass.
Pop from the crowd in attendance as the driver gets in the limo and drives off.
Kurt: I still don't see why Rock makes such a big deal about pie...Strudel is so much tastier.
Voice: Oh is it?
Kurt drops his strudel and milk and looks up to the sky talking to himself.
Kurt: Please dont be Rock.
Kurt turns around and sees the Rock standing there with his arms crossed across his chest. Kurt looks really scared until he sees Rock just smiling at him. Kurt then looks to his left and his right and smiles and bobs his head. Rock and Kurt smile at one another and then Kurt hits Rock on the shoulder.
Rock: Dont touch the Rock.
Kurt immediately stops smiling and looks down at the ground.
Rock: You dropped your strudel.
Kurt looks down at the ground nodding sadly.
Rock: Well arent you gonna pick it up? The Rock knows how much of a fan you are of strudel.
Rock shudders at this thought as Kurt is still just staring at the ground. Rock takes off his sunglasses and flashes the Corporate eyebrow.
Rock: THE ROCK SAID PICK UP YOUR STRUDLE!!
Kurt jumps in fear and then picks up his strudle. Kurt dusts it off and then smiles and goes to take a bite out of it. Rock smacks the strudle out of Kurts hand and it lands in the garbage.
Rock: What in the BLUE HELL are you doing??!
Kurt looks at his hand.
Kurt: I was just..
Rock: Shh!
Kurt: But you..
Rock: SHhhhhh!
Kurt: But..
Rock: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kurt hops around looking really upset as the Rock sticks his hand in Kurts face and Kurt stops.
Rock: That was on the ground you sick frreak!!
Kurt looks back down at the ground.
Rock: Eyes on the most electrifying man in sports entertainment. Always eyes on the Rock!
Kurt stares up at the Rock.
Rock: Let the Rock ask you one question. Can you see it?
Kurt grins and looks around nodding his head yes.
Rock: Let the Rock ask you another question. Can you feel it?
Kurt starts moving his neck and shoulders, getting psyched up.
Kurt: Oh I can feel it Rock.
Rock: Can you hear it?
Kurt puts his hand to his ear and grins.
Kurt: I can hear it Rock!
Rock: Can you taste it?
Rock hands Kurt a piece of chocolate pie and Kurt takes a big bite out of it.
Rock: Taste that pie Kurt! The Rock knows what a fan you are of chocolate
Kurt: Its True Its True!
Rock: Let the Rock ask you ONE more question. Can you smell it?
Kurt looks around and starts sniffing the air. Then a stagehand walks by carrying her newborn baby. Kurt stops her and then takes the baby and sniffs the diaper! Kurt hands the baby back to the lady and she runs away crying. Kurt has a disgusted look on his face.
Kurt: I can smell that from a mile awa...
Rock: WHOA WHOA WHOA WOAH WOAH!! THATS NOT WHAT THE ROCK WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU SICK FRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAK!
Kurt jumps back a bit. Rock just looks Kurt up and down and then shakes his head.
Rock: What the Rock was referring to is if you can smell....a new champion
Kurt looks up to the sky and smiles widely.
Kurt: I can definetly smell what your cooking now Rock! A new champion! We are talking about me right?
Rock: What the f...Of Course we are talking about you!! You have a world title match tonight dont ya?!
Kurt: Its True Rock!
Rock: And what are you gonna do tonight Kurt Angle!
Kurt grins widely again.
Kurt: Im gonna whoop Jordan Williams candy ass all over New Jersey! Its Damn True!!
Rock: Now your getting it! Thats what the Rock likes to hear!
Kurt: And I got him right where I want him Rock. Jordan thinks that just because this match is 3 stages of hell that he has the advantage. I have the advantage in this match. Its True! Remember back in the WWE when I had that street fight with Shane McMahon at King of the Ring? I had two other matches before that match and I still came out on top. Not only that, but I kicked Shanes butt all over the arena. Remember when I sent him through the glass twice?
Rock: Yes the Rock remembers.
Kurt: Remember how bloody Shane was? Well thats nothing compared to how bloody Jordan will be after our match tonight! Jordan better watch a tape of that match just to see the pain that he is for tonight. And remember when..
Rock cuts Kurt off and smiles.
Later on, the limo is seen driving at the campus of Rutgers University in New Brunswick. Kurt tells the driver to stop the car.
The limo is seen driving up to the Continential Airlines Arena. The limo pulls up to the entrance in the parking lot and the driver gets out and opens up the door. Kurt steps out and then turns around and helps Vanessa out of the limo. Kurt turns to the limo driver and gets in his face.
Kurt is seen standing by the refreshment cart drinking some milk and holding a big piece of strudel in his hand. Kurt looks at the strudel and then looks over to a display of pies. He shrugs his shoulders and then takes a piece of peach pie. Kurt takes a bite out of the peach pie and then takes a bite out of the strudel. Kurt shrugs his shoulders again.